Having none of your Lion bullshit today.
I’m looking for a tumblr girlfriend to make famous! Following everyone back :) <3
when people who can’t sing never stop singing
i want one direction to be filmed while going through a really scary haunted house but idk if it would be funnier as a group or seperately
Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?
um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it
he just became like 50% carrot
WHY DONT MORE PEOPLE LOVE STING RAYS LOOK AT THAT FACE
Because they ganged up on the crocodile hunter and shanked him in cold blood.
that’s what little girls are made of
‘arent we supposed to have antlers or something’
‘fuck if i know’
'who cares we're mad cute'
abraham lincoln without a beard looks like bill nye the science guy
BILL NYE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE ABRAHAM LINCOLN AND FAKED HIS DEATH AND IS A TIME TRAVELER
Bill Nye the Time Lord Guy
What?! Way has no one told my of this??!!